Corberland… Timbernell?

I like me some Timberland beats. And I love me some Chris Cornell in general.

But not together. Unmixy things. Oil and water. Rudd and Howard.

I read about this collaboration months ago, around April, and I honestly put it down to an April fools day joke. It should have been. But it wasn’t.

Timothy, I know you like to think of yourself as some kind of producing genius who’s going to change the world by being the first to putt rock with dance beats, I heard you speak of it, but have you heard of INXS?

I’ve also heard you and JT praise each other to the extent that you should really just get a nice luxury suite somewhere, take your bling off and get it over with. There’s nothing wrong with some man love.

Chris, your mid life crisis should consist of young women (e.g. Me), learning to type and a Soundgarden reunion. Nothing more. I know you had a hissy fit and disbanded Audioslave when the guys got back together with Zach, but you’ve made a poor rebound choice.

But if you must, get it out of your system. Then move on. Please.